- attractive person:
- hi
- me:
- who put you up to this
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I told my cousin that my infatuation, who I affectionately refer to as “Library Boy” wrote on my facebook wall for the first time ever; to which she sent this.
I couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
- Erika:
- Stuff that is hot: super skinny guys, bruises, bloody noses, scars with badass stories behind them.
- Erika:
- not like "my cat scratched me" but like "I GOT INTO A FUCKING KNIFE FIGHT."
- Erika:
- and when dudes cough up blood.
- Erika:
- Which usually means something is very wrong with you and you need to go to the hospital or you will die. But it's still sexy.
- Helen:
- You don't even have to talk to her. Just sit on opposite ends of the table.
- Frances:
- She'll tip the table.
Solitaire
- Wan:
- O M F G
- Wan:
- I BEAT IT
- Wan:
- ON A 3 DRAW DECK TOO
- Wan:
- LAKJDSLKFJDLK MOTHER FUCKER
- Wan:
- HAHAHAAH
- Wan:
- shit.
- Wan:
- i just died
- Wan:
- hahh.
- Helen:
- god. that was just like listening to you climax on the computer screen.
- Helen:
- DISGUSTING.
- Wan:
- or
- Wan:
- GLORIOUS
- Helen:
- SOLITAIRE CAN'T OFFER WHAT I CAN GIVE YOU.
- Wan:
- it relieves my pain though!
- Wan:
- not that you don't
- Wan:
- i appreciate you bb.
- Wan:
- ily
- Helen:
- shhhhhhh.
- Helen:
- i know.
- Helen:
- i love me too.
- Wan:
- U KILL ALL OUR SENTIMENTAL MOMENTS
- Helen:
- I BET YOUR FUCKING SOLITAIRE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
- Wan:
- I think I'll visit him next week.
- Helen:
- Bring me along.
- Wan:
- You wanna be my cockblock!?
- Helen:
- Yes.
- Wan:
- Sure thing then.
- Helen:
- I found out that [redacted]'s a percussionist.
- Helen:
- Sexy status went up by 100 pts.
- Wan:
- You just like the fact that he knows how to bang, hard.
- Wan:
- On call.
