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Best senior picture and senior quote.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:44:49 -0800

Best senior picture and senior quote.

I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:59:00 -0800

iceblended:

Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
(via)

"Did you quit doing drugs? If yes: Why not get back on drugs? Are you doing too many drugs? If yes:..."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0800

“Did you quit doing drugs? If yes: Why not get back on drugs? Are you doing too many drugs? If yes: Why not do more drugs?”

- Ned Hepburn: Weezer Need To Fucking Stop Making Music

Daniel: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:28:46 -0800

Daniel: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Jessica: Keep walking.

zombienovela: I don’t care about what they say but I think...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:14 -0800

zombienovela:

I don’t care about what they say but I think she’s absolutely gorgeous.

“Ugh. Yellow people and black people mixed together is very gross.”

HAVE THEY SEEN HER, GODDAMN.

dynaslice: Happy Halloween, nerds.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:47:40 -0700

dynaslice:

Happy Halloween, nerds.

(via kevin) HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0700

(via kevin)

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.

So. Joseph Gordon-Levitt just reblogged from me and completely...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:55:00 -0700

So.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt just reblogged from me and completely left my name/comment out.

Tumblr, I am heartbroken.

Even though all I did was reblogged it but still.

A “barkingsparrows: helenpham:” would’ve been nice.

…Well?

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:29:48 -0700

…Well?

barkingsparrows: Oh hey, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Oh my fucking...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:29:00 -0700

barkingsparrows:

Oh hey, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Oh my fucking god.

what the

I don’t even

Photo

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:52:00 -0700

Just trying to make a difference in the world.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:50:47 -0700

Just trying to make a difference in the world.

What has 32 teeth and guards a beast?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:42:49 -0700

iceblended:

My zipper.

natashavc: Carve it on to my fucking gravestone, Granger. Did...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:43:49 -0700

natashavc:

Carve it on to my fucking gravestone, Granger.

Did you hear that?

That was my self-esteem shattering into a million pieces.

azizisbored: Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna Mindy Kaling’s...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:02:46 -0700

azizisbored:

Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna

Mindy Kaling’s webshorts for “The Office” are hilarious. Check out this awesome video and go to SubtleSexuality.com for more.

“Helen is sobbing outside your door right now.”

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0700

“Helen is sobbing outside your door right now.”

(via jjll-)

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:09:44 -0700

(via jjll-)

Which one should I get?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:08:13 -0700

Got a schweeet deal on AA hoodies and Mama needs to milk it for what it’s worth. So if you guys would please*:

Purple

Zinc

Black

*And don’t say stuff like SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL, because that shit’s been played.

Henry: Okay. Find the person who's going to be in front of you in the yearbook. Like, to the left. For that person's quote, have him write it out - then in mid-sentence, have it become interrupted, like put a hyphen in it.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:02:00 -0700

Henry: Okay. Find the person who's going to be in front of you in the yearbook. Like, to the left. For that person's quote, have him write it out - then in mid-sentence, have it become interrupted, like put a hyphen in it.
Henry: Then, for yours, you should put down, "AYE, YO ______, IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT HELEN PHAM HAD THE BEST YEARBOOK QUOTE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!"
Helen: I'll try.
Henry: Do or do not. There is no try.
Helen: It's a died out meme though.
Henry: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Henry: You took my idea and just THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

Senior Quote

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:20:00 -0700

Which one should I choose?

1. “The unexamined life is not worth living.” — Socrates

2. “I’d much rather be happy than right, anyday.” — Douglas Adams

3. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” — Robert Frost

4. “When written in Chinese, the word “crisis” is composed of two characters. One represents danger, the other opportunity.” — John F. Kennedy

5. “It is not the length of life, but depth of life.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

6. “For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: ‘It might have been.’” — John Greenleaf Whittier

7. “Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.” — Aldous Huxley

8. “’You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ — Wayne Gretzky” — Michael Scott

If you guys have some good ones too, feel free to pitch in.