You’re the boss, applesauce. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5162703-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Helən's TumblrTumblr (3.0; @helenpham)http://helenpham.tumblr.com/Photo<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthy3p46Zc1qzp1w4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/252725888http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/252725888Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:02:13 -0800TiK ToK by Ke$ha could be sung better by Uffie.<p>I’m positive that I’m not the only one who feels this way.</p> <p>Or maybe it has something to do with her name and song title looking like it spawned straight from Myspace circa 2003.</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/252260641http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/252260641Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:41:00 -0800notthatkindagay: Kevin Smith has a point. <img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgv8tNKNr1qzptilo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://notthatkindagay.com/post/251972396/kevin-smith-has-a-point">notthatkindagay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kevin Smith has a point.</p> </blockquote>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/252221730http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/252221730Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:55:44 -0800It’s that time of year again. (via iceblended)<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg0ataKyz1qzp1w4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s that time of year again.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://iceblended.tumblr.com/post/251061427/you-better-watch-out-you-better-not-cry-what">iceblended</a>)</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251602729http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251602729Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:55:32 -0800iceblended: You know, after working at Denny’s for a year, I...<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktffilRNzA1qzh92bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iceblended.tumblr.com/post/251135979/you-know-after-working-at-dennys-for-a-year-i">iceblended</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You know, after working at Denny’s for a year, I vowed never to work in the Food Industry again.</p> <p>But I can work for this.</p> </blockquote>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251509295http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251509295Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:51 -0800"Quick Tip" For Readers Who Still Think Saying "Run Forest Run" To A Running Individual Is Funny:<p><a href="http://conversatron.tumblr.com/post/251291654/quick-tip-for-readers-who-still-think-saying-run">conversatron</a>:</p> <blockquote><ol> <li>you are wrong</li> <li>that was 1994</li> <li>fuck you</li> <li>fuck you</li> </ol></blockquote>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251457466http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251457466Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:22:50 -0800"They have this one chant directed towards the police officers that goes: ‘You’re sexy,..."“They have this one chant directed towards the police officers that goes: ‘You’re sexy, you’re cute, take off that riot suit’ and we were only able to make one officer smile. I think it was worth it.”<br/><br/> - <em>Sherrie, <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gi_1CaTjFsR3j2QntpKsXZY0sP1gD9C3GR002">protesting</a> the tuition hike at UC Berkeley.</em>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251429631http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/251429631Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:54:13 -0800(via nolanwould)<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0upnV7821qa1qr9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://nolanwould.tumblr.com/">nolanwould</a>)</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/250634159http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/250634159Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:55:43 -0800Marissa Nystrom<p><a href="http://tacklinginequalities.tumblr.com/post/248949062/marissa-nystrom">tacklinginequalities</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What if he’s just using you to boost his tumblarity?</p> </blockquote>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/249031023http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/249031023Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:21:55 -0800Can we stop talking about this self-important blogger forcing his personal life on everyone and resume talking about how cute my fucking kid is?<p>(via <a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/">themattsmith</a>)</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/249017335http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/249017335Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:09:27 -0800Badoom-tsh.Wan: HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER FOR BROTHERS?<br /> Helen: FUCK YEAH. LET'S GO WATCH IT AND GET OUR FAP ON.<br /> Helen: THEY WILL THROW POPCORN AT US TO TELL US TO BE QUIET BUT WE WON'T CARE.<br /> Helen: THEN I'LL SAY "WAN, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING IT. THE BROTHERS AREN'T EVEN IN THAT SCENE ANYMORE."<br /> Helen: AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "I KNOW, BUT NATALIE PORTMAN STILL IS."<br /> Wan: ...You know me so well. *Cries*<br /> Helen: Is that what you will be doing in the theater as well?<br /> Wan: You know it.<br /> Helen: In that case, double the supply of tissue boxes.http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/245237552http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/245237552Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:34:00 -0800GUESS WHO FINALLY BEAT THE SYSTEM.<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt38zlyFJz1qzp1w4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GUESS WHO FINALLY BEAT THE <a href="http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/92802138/just-kidding-not-really">SYSTEM</a>.</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/243424949http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/243424949Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:33:00 -0800spiegelman: Joe Sabia will be the first person to give up his...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xcxF9oz9Cu0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xcxF9oz9Cu0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://spiegelman.tumblr.com/post/214851571/joe-sabia-will-be-the-first-person-to-give-up-his">spiegelman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://myparentsweddingsong.tumblr.com/">Joe Sabia</a> will be the first person to give up his earthly form and live entirely within the Internet.  He does more to demonstrate the potential of Google Wave in two minutes than Google does in its hour-long instructional video.</p> </blockquote>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/236630962http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/236630962Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:34:11 -0800Best senior picture and senior quote.<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoab8PjIh1qzp1w4o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Best senior picture and senior quote.</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/234718490http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/234718490Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:44:49 -0800you win this time, KelvinI accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.<p><a href="http://iceblended.tumblr.com/post/234123181/i-accidentally-sent-a-picture-of-my-dick-to-everyone-in">iceblended</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.<br/>(<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a16qm/i_accidentally_sent_a_picture_of_my_dick_to/">via</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/234685958http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/234685958Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:59:00 -0800"Did you quit doing drugs? If yes: Why not get back on drugs? Are you doing too many drugs? If yes:..."“Did you quit doing drugs? If yes: Why not get back on drugs? Are you doing too many drugs? If yes: Why not do more drugs?”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/234331278/weezer-need-to-fucking-stop-making-music">Ned Hepburn: </a><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/234331278/weezer-need-to-fucking-stop-making-music">Weezer Need To Fucking Stop Making Music</a></em>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/234638239http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/234638239Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0800Daniel: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Daniel: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?<br /> Jessica: Keep walking.http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/233513368http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/233513368Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:28:46 -0800zombienovela: I don’t care about what they say but I think...<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksld77bA8n1qzpzapo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zombienovela.com/post/232956036/i-dont-care-about-what-they-say-but-i-think-shes">zombienovela</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t care about <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/01/lou-jing-chinese-talent-show">what they say</a> but I think she’s absolutely gorgeous.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>“Ugh. Yellow people and black people mixed together is very gross.” </i></p> <p>HAVE THEY SEEN HER, GODDAMN.</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/233464862http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/233464862Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:14 -0800dynaslice: Happy Halloween, nerds. <img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscfufmZao1qzrxbco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.tannerringerud.com/post/228867912/happy-halloween-nerds">dynaslice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Happy Halloween, nerds.</p> </blockquote>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/229531896http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/229531896Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:47:40 -0700(via kevin) HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksah9peKY61qz7b4yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://wtfispantone.com/post/227135883/created-in-response-to-this-video">kevin</a>)</p> <p>HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.</p>http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/228996308http://helenpham.tumblr.com/post/228996308Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0700Enjoy this gif molesting you.