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You're the boss, applesauce.

“Helen is sobbing outside your door right now.”

(via jjll-)

Which one should I get?

Got a schweeet deal on AA hoodies and Mama needs to milk it for what it’s worth. So if you guys would please*:


Purple


Zinc


Black

*And don’t say stuff like SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL, because that shit’s been played.

Henry:
Okay. Find the person who's going to be in front of you in the yearbook. Like, to the left. For that person's quote, have him write it out - then in mid-sentence, have it become interrupted, like put a hyphen in it.
Henry:
Then, for yours, you should put down, "AYE, YO ______, IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT HELEN PHAM HAD THE BEST YEARBOOK QUOTE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!"
Helen:
I'll try.
Henry:
Do or do not. There is no try.
Helen:
It's a died out meme though.
Henry:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Henry:
You took my idea and just THREW IT ON THE GROUND.

Senior Quote

Which one should I choose?

1. “The unexamined life is not worth living.” — Socrates

2. “I’d much rather be happy than right, anyday.” — Douglas Adams

3. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” — Robert Frost

4. “When written in Chinese, the word “crisis” is composed of two characters. One represents danger, the other opportunity.” — John F. Kennedy

5. “It is not the length of life, but depth of life.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

6. “For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: ‘It might have been.’” — John Greenleaf Whittier

7. “Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.” — Aldous Huxley

8. “’You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ — Wayne Gretzky” — Michael Scott

If you guys have some good ones too, feel free to pitch in.

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christinefriar:

willmccloud:

New, unreleased, untitled - Radiohead feat. Animal Collective

Oh my god, this is so good.

Calc test tomorrow.

Calc test tomorrow.

I've been told

magicmolly:

True or false: When you start relying too heavily on memories––for thinking, or in conversation, or in writing-–it’s a sign that new experience isn’t being generated quickly enough.

boatfullofdicks:

rooshoes:

boatfullofdicks:

hey everyone courage wolf is a gay

pansexual*

but I think maybe he just wants someone with the balls to do him

I think he is pansexual for balls :3

iceblended:

REMEMBER THIS. WHEN IT COMES TO THAT MOMENT, LET THIS BE THE IMAGE THAT FLASHES INTO YOUR MIND — AND NOT AN IMAGE OF YOUR MOTHER/FATHER.

iceblended:

REMEMBER THIS. WHEN IT COMES TO THAT MOMENT, LET THIS BE THE IMAGE THAT FLASHES INTO YOUR MIND — AND NOT AN IMAGE OF YOUR MOTHER/FATHER.

iceblended:

If this doesn’t make your night even 1% better, than you’re no better than Roman Polanski.

nativeplant:

YYY’s
GPOYW.

GPOYW.

Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci have to be the sexiest couple in the whole goddamn universe.

Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci have to be the sexiest couple in the whole goddamn universe.

Lucille:
Annyong?
Annyong:
Annyong.
Buster:
Annyong?
Annyong:
Annyong. But my real name is Hello.
Buster:
Hello?
Annyong:
Annyong.
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