The news just informed me that two dead bodies were found in a house that’s three minutes away from me.
Welp.
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I don't even want a dislike button on Facebook. I want a "don't care" button.
I would wear that fucker out.
Today a friend showed me a picture from a party album on Facebook. One of the attendees was a girl who survived a horrific car crash this summer that put her through brain surgery and killed her friend.
This picture just makes me laugh so much. You’d think someone in her position would be doing productive, useful things with her life and carpe diem the shit out it.
But no.
Instead, she’s heading straight to surgery again. FOR HER LIVER.
lol.
“ I’m thankful for being able to laugh and be happy. If you’ve brought this into my life, then I’m thankful for you, too. ”
- Helen:
- For my favorite fictional character on the USC application.
- Helen:
- Would I be in trouble if I put down God?
- Wesley:
- lol
- Wesley:
- Yes.
TiK ToK by Ke$ha could be sung better by Uffie.
Or maybe it has something to do with her name and song title looking like it spawned straight from Myspace circa 2003.
You know, after working at Denny’s for a year, I vowed never to work in the Food Industry again.
But I can work for this.
