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Nov 05

Best senior picture and senior quote.

Best senior picture and senior quote.

I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.

iceblended:

Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
(via)

“Did you quit doing drugs? If yes: Why not get back on drugs? Are you doing too many drugs? If yes: Why not do more drugs?” — Ned Hepburn: Weezer Need To Fucking Stop Making Music

Nov 04

zombienovela:

I don’t care about what they say but I think she’s absolutely gorgeous.

“Ugh. Yellow people and black people mixed together is very gross.” 
HAVE THEY SEEN HER, GODDAMN.

zombienovela:

I don’t care about what they say but I think she’s absolutely gorgeous.

“Ugh. Yellow people and black people mixed together is very gross.”

HAVE THEY SEEN HER, GODDAMN.

Oct 31

dynaslice:

Happy Halloween, nerds.

dynaslice:

Happy Halloween, nerds.

(via kevin)
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.

(via kevin)

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.

Oct 30

So.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt just reblogged from me and completely left my name/comment out.
Tumblr, I am heartbroken.
Even though all I did was reblogged it but still.
A “barkingsparrows: helenpham:” would’ve been nice.

So.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt just reblogged from me and completely left my name/comment out.

Tumblr, I am heartbroken.

Even though all I did was reblogged it but still.

A “barkingsparrows: helenpham:” would’ve been nice.

…Well?

barkingsparrows:

Oh hey, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Oh my fucking god.
what the
I don’t even

barkingsparrows:

Oh hey, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Oh my fucking god.

what the

I don’t even

Oct 29

Just trying to make a difference in the world.

Just trying to make a difference in the world.

What has 32 teeth and guards a beast?

iceblended:

My zipper.

natashavc:

Carve it on to my fucking gravestone, Granger.

Did you hear that?
That was my self-esteem shattering into a million pieces.

natashavc:

Carve it on to my fucking gravestone, Granger.

Did you hear that?

That was my self-esteem shattering into a million pieces.

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