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Nov 21

TiK ToK by Ke$ha could be sung better by Uffie.

I’m positive that I’m not the only one who feels this way.

Or maybe it has something to do with her name and song title looking like it spawned straight from Myspace circa 2003.

notthatkindagay:

Kevin Smith has a point.

Nov 20

It’s that time of year again.

(via iceblended)

iceblended:

You know, after working at Denny’s for a year, I vowed never to work in the Food Industry again.

But I can work for this.

"Quick Tip" For Readers Who Still Think Saying "Run Forest Run" To A Running Individual Is Funny:

conversatron:

1. you are wrong
2. that was 1994
3. fuck you
4. fuck you

“They have this one chant directed towards the police officers that goes: ‘You’re sexy, you’re cute, take off that riot suit’ and we were only able to make one officer smile. I think it was worth it.” — Sherrie, protesting the tuition hike at UC Berkeley.

(via nolanwould)

Nov 18

Marissa Nystrom

tacklinginequalities:

What if he’s just using you to boost his tumblarity?

Can we stop talking about this self-important blogger forcing his personal life on everyone and resume talking about how cute my fucking kid is?

(via themattsmith)

Nov 15

Badoom-tsh.

• Wan: HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER FOR BROTHERS?
• Helen: FUCK YEAH. LET'S GO WATCH IT AND GET OUR FAP ON.
• Helen: THEY WILL THROW POPCORN AT US TO TELL US TO BE QUIET BUT WE WON'T CARE.
• Helen: THEN I'LL SAY "WAN, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING IT. THE BROTHERS AREN'T EVEN IN THAT SCENE ANYMORE."
• Helen: AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "I KNOW, BUT NATALIE PORTMAN STILL IS."
• Wan: ...You know me so well. *Cries*
• Helen: Is that what you will be doing in the theater as well?
• Wan: You know it.
• Helen: In that case, double the supply of tissue boxes.

Nov 13

GUESS WHO FINALLY BEAT THE SYSTEM.

Nov 07

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Nov 05

Best senior picture and senior quote.

I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.

iceblended:

Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
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