December 2010
32 posts
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I have had three life changing experiences in 2010, I am hoping to double that in 2011.
Dec 30th
I have had three life changing experiences in 2010, I am hoping to double that in 2011.
Dec 30th
“The best doughnut? That’s Peter Pan doughnuts in Brooklyn. It’s a Polish bakery....”
– Tina Fey
Dec 29th
“The best doughnut? That’s Peter Pan doughnuts in Brooklyn. It’s a Polish bakery....”
– Tina Fey
Dec 29th
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
Dec 29th
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“It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that...”
– Karen Walker
Dec 25th
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“It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that...”
– Karen Walker
Dec 25th
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Things I want for Christmas:
Don Cheadle on a bed of rice
Dec 21st
There's this guy at school who's just a total...
And you know what’s better than being known as a “v-card collector”? Having a nickname like Herman the Hymenator. Herman the Hymenator. Herman. the Hymenator. THE HYMENATOR.
Dec 21st
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There's this guy at school who's just a total...
And you know what’s better than being known as a “v-card collector”? Having a nickname like Herman the Hymenator. Herman the Hymenator. Herman. the Hymenator. THE HYMENATOR.
Dec 21st
Wendy Williams: You don't have any tattoos?
Kim Kardashian: Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?
Dec 21st
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Ricky Gervais Essay on Atheism →
wipethatfaceoffyourhead: When confronted with anyone who holds my lack of religious faith in such contempt, I say, “It’s the way God made me.” Everyone should read this. There isn’t a single ting to be disagreed with in it.
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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gpoyw
Dec 16th
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gpoyw
Dec 15th
I was the best student in her class, and she knows...
I’m a fucking legend.
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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Merek: I'd hit that.
Me: She has a boyfriend, you know.
Merek: And I have a goldfish.
Me: What?
Merek: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that are irrelevant.
Dec 5th
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“You know, with those happy thoughts in your head, you’d make a really good...”
– Vincent, how is it that you’re still a virgin? HOW. (btdubs, it’d be a welsh corgi.)
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
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My hubby (what usually happens)
Him: [Compliment]
Me: Ugh goddammit I love you.
Him: Okay.
Dec 1st