January 2009
210 posts
Ludacris on ABC's Countdown
Melissa: WOOOOT! LUDAAAACRIS! -starts bobbing-
Andrew: Omg, this girl. She couldn't even tell the difference between Ne-Yo and Akon.
Melissa: SHUT UP.
Jan 1st
“WOOOOOT! ARE THE JOS BROS ONNNNN!?”
– Melissa, spazzing Jonas Brothers on ABC’s Countdown.
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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December 2008
268 posts
Past Life Analysis →
(via livesophia) My results: You were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 1225. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
This is amazing →
livesophia: My mind has been blown.
Dec 31st
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How to Press the Reset Button On Your Life →
(via sparo)
Dec 31st
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wtf?
lieslieslies: helenpham: I just realized that lieslieslies goes to the college across the street from my highschool. AND THE ADVENTURE BEGINS.
Dec 31st
I just got home and I have my first tattoo. Pics...
(via lieslieslies)
Dec 31st
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Isn't that just the most indie-in-2008 thing ever? →
peterwknox: GTFO. Did everyone’s heart just break/melt at the same time too?
Dec 31st
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Lesser known Latin phrases →
(via wordjournal)
Dec 31st
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50 Free Sites to Watch Movies and TV Online →
(via bitchville)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Solitaire
Wan: O M F G
Wan: I BEAT IT
Wan: ON A 3 DRAW DECK TOO
Wan: LAKJDSLKFJDLK MOTHER FUCKER
Wan: HAHAHAAH
Wan: shit.
Wan: i just died
Wan: hahh.
Helen: god. that was just like listening to you climax on the computer screen.
Helen: DISGUSTING.
Wan: or
Wan: GLORIOUS
Dec 30th
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Helen: SOLITAIRE CAN'T OFFER WHAT I CAN GIVE YOU.
Wan: it relieves my pain though!
Wan: not that you don't
Wan: i appreciate you bb.
Wan: ily
Helen: shhhhhhh.
Helen: i know.
Helen: i love me too.
Wan: U KILL ALL OUR SENTIMENTAL MOMENTS
Helen: I BET YOUR FUCKING SOLITAIRE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
Dec 30th
What annoys me:
When my brother eats my leftovers. all of it. ESPECIALLY STUFF FROM THE FUCKING CHEESECAKE FACTORY. good thing i’m going to Souplantation in a few hours. or else, i’d fucking harpoon him.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
“No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming....”
– Hunter S. Thompson’s suicide letter to his wife. (via poortaste)
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Geek Poem
peetypassion: The text of the poem follows: <>!*''# ^"`$$- !*=@$_ %*<>~#4 &[]../ |{,,SYSTEM HALTED The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit: Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, Bang splat equal at dollar under-score, Percent splat waka waka tilde number four, Ampersand bracket...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
“‘Money doesn’t buy happiness.’ Do you live in America? Because it buys a wave...”
– Daniel Tosh (via missmlady)
Dec 30th
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On our way home from Pasadena, Wan and I saw a young man who held a sign saying, “NEED HOME TICKET TO ARIZONA.” He was an attractive fellow, in his early 20’s, with dirty blond hair. He looked well-kept, shivering in his hollister sweater; so I assumed that he was just a stranded adventurer. Probably a holiday trip gone wrong. I wanted to shelter him from the cold and give him a...
Dec 30th
“New Years Eve is like the Adult Version of the Prom. Too many high expectations...”
– Malty
Dec 30th
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“I fucking love New York. You’re never alone, but you’re always on your own.”
– Leighton Meester (via fcukthequeen)
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
all my ex-files.
saintnate: Before a great many of you started following me, I wrote these things called Ex-Files, which documented my most ridiculous exploits in dating. I haven’t had any Ex-File-worthy dates recently, partially out of respect for some of the women I’ve dated, partially because my dating-life has been in the doldrums. However, now that downhillupriver has discovered these gems, here are all...
Dec 29th
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“Her kiss was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.”
– Nicole Krauss, the History of Love. (via sooshi)
Dec 29th
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“Found bubble wrap, talk to me in a few hours.”
–  sooshi
Dec 29th
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Listenwordsandfeathers: Sufjan Stevens - Sister Winter
Dec 29th
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busstopromance: It’s a fact.
Dec 29th
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“Heading over to Frank and Sons to splurge on myself. Splurge… wow, that...”
– My brother
Dec 28th
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“…and the worst feeling in the world really is knowing that you feel something...”
– realrealsoft
Dec 28th
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fizy / videomusic. →
sparo: easy way to find songs and music videos.
Dec 28th
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currently downloading:
Dec 28th
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“Prime numbers are what is left when you have taken all the patterns away. I...”
– The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via britches)
Dec 28th
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SEAKING FUCK YEAH.
Dec 28th
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“i miss you when i’m not with you. do you understand that? every moment that i am...”
– i found this on my computer in a sticky note. (via potterspoet)
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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“I kissed a girl and she tasted of penis. What a slut.”
– It was funny at the time. (via britches)
Dec 27th
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carlovely: i hate when people say “i’m really random” what does that even mean? you’re not ‘random’, you’re like every other fucktard with a star tattoo and a lip ring. sorry to burst your bubble.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“Deep Impact was lauded by astronomers as being more scientifically accurate, but...”
– planettampon: niki: I’m Deep Impact to Blair’s Armageddon. INCORRECT. I’m Titanic whereas you’re Titanica. As in, we’re both shit, but I’m worth more.
Dec 27th