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Don't ever make me choose between you or corgis because you will be offended.
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Do you still perform autopsies on conversations you had lives ago?
Donte Collins’ 13 (after Patricia Smith)
I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”
Alan Moore

papasfritas:

Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative.

I kind of like it.

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The 1975 - Rather Be/Wicked Games (BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge)

It’s so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never shone.
John Steinbeck

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

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A week from now, I’ll be just like this cylinder.

susemoji:

This girl wearing a Golgi Apparatus

cupcaketwinklebutt:

The end credits of game of thrones are on a black background specifically so you can see the look of horror on your face reflected in your computer screen.

Oh Lord have mercy. I just realized you’re graduating, in biology, at UC Irvine, with your last name ending in P, AFTER all the Nguyens.
My cousin’s really looking forward to my graduation commencement