Helən's Tumblr.

Jul 07

iceblended:

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Jul 06

papercostumes:

lelove

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I actually think Leighton Meester’s song, Body Control, is quite catchy.

ugh I feel dirty now.

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robhuebel:

People are so psyched about Michael Jackson’s funeral!

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andreaallen:

Director: OK, we’re going to let you decide what you want your music video to be about.
Sharleen Spiteri: Anything I want?
Director: Yeah, anything.
Sharleen Spiteri: Cool. I want to cuddle with Alan Rickman in the backseat of a convertable, then do some really saucy dirty dancing with him at a gas station.
Director: Deal.

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Nova: Have you had any side effects from all those protein shakes?
Spencer: Yeah. Big fucking muscles.

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(via iceblended)

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YO DAWG. I HEARD YOU LIKE PASSIVE-AGGRESSION. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO GET PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ABOUT PASSIVE-AGGRESSION, BUT I'M SURE YOU MUST BE REALLY BUSY SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S FINE. NO REALLY. I'M JUST TIRED.

(via atsween)

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NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO FUCK WITH ME AP SCORES. JUST GET TO MY HOUSE ALREADY.

Oh, US Postal Service. You are one cruel mistress.

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I heard about a guy who applied to college with the cleverest personal statement. The essay question asked something along the lines of “What is courage?” or “Describe courage in your own words.” His response was a mere three-word sentence: “This is courage.”

He sent in that essay and got in.

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"My life is so devoid of meaning that whenever I do anything remotely cool, I have to gather as much evidence as possible."

This is what I think of whenever I see camera whores.

So, basically, every girl at my school.

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There's a very subtle difference between doing things "by being a nice guy" and doing things "to be a nice guy."

alaskamiller:

One wants to get in your pants the other just wants you to be okay.

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lol I’m gonna write my personal statements in the tumblr text box.

That way, my mind will be tricked into writing clever, witty things.

Jul 05

James McAvoy voices at Samsung AD: “Impatience is a virtue.”

Even though the purpose of this commercial is to promote consumerism, I think they might be on to something there.

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sade:

“It’s like a Twilight Zone episode, he’s stuck in 2002”

click through, the dash crushed it.

and what the FUCK is wrong with Jared Leto?