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You're the boss, applesauce.

Best senior picture and senior quote.

I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today.

iceblended:

Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
(via)

Did you quit doing drugs? If yes: Why not get back on drugs? Are you doing too many drugs? If yes: Why not do more drugs?
Daniel:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Jessica:
Keep walking.

zombienovela:

I don’t care about what they say but I think she’s absolutely gorgeous.

“Ugh. Yellow people and black people mixed together is very gross.”

HAVE THEY SEEN HER, GODDAMN.

dynaslice:

Happy Halloween, nerds.

(via kevin)
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.

(via kevin)

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE ERRYONE.

So.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt just reblogged from me and completely left my name/comment out.

Tumblr, I am heartbroken.

Even though all I did was reblogged it but still.

A “barkingsparrows: helenpham:” would’ve been nice.

…Well?

barkingsparrows:

Oh hey, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Oh my fucking god.

what the

I don’t even

Just trying to make a difference in the world.

What has 32 teeth and guards a beast?

iceblended:

My zipper.

natashavc:

Carve it on to my fucking gravestone, Granger.

Did you hear that?
That was my self-esteem shattering into a million pieces.

natashavc:

Carve it on to my fucking gravestone, Granger.

Did you hear that?

That was my self-esteem shattering into a million pieces.

azizisbored:

Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna

Mindy Kaling’s webshorts for “The Office” are hilarious. Check out this awesome video and go to SubtleSexuality.com for more.

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